New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
