the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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