Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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