Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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