Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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