Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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