for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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