I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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