there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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