And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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