she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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