When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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