Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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