i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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