Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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