Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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