Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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