their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
