Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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