I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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