But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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