I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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