Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My penis needs a shock collar
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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