She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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