im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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