I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
