Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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