highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
