just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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