I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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