But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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