ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it because I queefed?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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