So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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