redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I made him laugh his dick is mine
A+ Viking dick
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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