And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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