the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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