Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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