i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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