Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
