In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
