She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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