She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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