glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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