how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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