Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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