Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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