Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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