You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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