ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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