break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
