Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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