Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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