I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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