i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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