That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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