You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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