Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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