Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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