My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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