I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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