my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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